thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

(Source: ivemoved666, via cardamonlove)

“Kissing a girl on the forehead is one of the sweetest things in the world.”

(via terrible)

(Source: ohlovequotes, via cardamonlove)

nichvlas:

i want to talk to you but i don’t want to be annoying do you see my problem

(via pizza)

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via destroymyimagination)

simplistic-serendipity:

*click the ad on my blog and then message me what it was about for a blog rate :)*

simplistic-serendipity:

*click the ad on my blog and then message me what it was about for a blog rate :)*

(Source: weheartit.com, via elvendarling)

(via elvendarling)

jennyyoxoxo:

i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones

(Source: secret-paranoia, via destroymyimagination)

gerardwaysgay:

does-anything-matter:

i-found-happiness-in-misery:

Oh smosh….

it’s the ‘PLS RESPOND’ that gets me

GERARD DAY

(via destroymyimagination)

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

(via destroymyimagination)

joshpeck:

do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person

(via destroymyimagination)

confirmance:

I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies 

(Source: confirmance, via coffeeandrain-itsallthesame)

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